Yo Mama


fructosebat:

Just saw Guardians of the Galaxy and I really like that one part where the whole movie.

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— 2 weeks ago with 47952 notes

kittywanks:

gnarlychef:

napping naked on top of a girl you like is one of the best things you can ever do. like not completely on her but your legs between hers, head on her boobs/ stomach while she’s scratching your head and back. thats the shit i look forward to when Im married

this post

i love thisc:

(Source: swolizard, via thealoofnightowl)

— 2 weeks ago with 23784 notes

karkaboo:

sorry friends i can’t go out this weekend because i’ll be at the gym all day

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— 2 weeks ago with 165677 notes

gamoradorable:

them: oh are u excited for that new marvel movie?
me

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— 2 weeks ago with 64620 notes

samandriel:

covetxvx:

a metaphor of my life

best moment on television. ever.

(Source: falloutdouche, via beyoncevevo)

— 2 weeks ago with 956547 notes

l-ibellule:

austin-n-oli:

Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.

you’re the kind of friend everyone needs

(via stupidfortherightreasons)

— 2 weeks ago with 279111 notes
god?

latiis:

god: yes?
me: why do we have hair on our toes

(via memewhore)

— 2 weeks ago with 22452 notes

f3nnekin:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

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— 2 weeks ago with 249321 notes