Yo Mama


fructosebat:

Just saw Guardians of the Galaxy and I really like that one part where the whole movie.

(via laughbitches)

— 3 weeks ago with 50160 notes

kittywanks:

gnarlychef:

napping naked on top of a girl you like is one of the best things you can ever do. like not completely on her but your legs between hers, head on her boobs/ stomach while she’s scratching your head and back. thats the shit i look forward to when Im married

this post

i love thisc:

(Source: swolizard, via thealoofnightowl)

— 3 weeks ago with 25638 notes

karkaboo:

sorry friends i can’t go out this weekend because i’ll be at the gym all day

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(Source: karkachu, via pizza)

— 3 weeks ago with 182810 notes

gamoradorable:

them: oh are u excited for that new marvel movie?
me

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(via was-fur-ein-frech)

— 4 weeks ago with 72636 notes

samandriel:

covetxvx:

a metaphor of my life

best moment on television. ever.

(Source: falloutdouche, via beyoncevevo)

— 4 weeks ago with 967332 notes

l-ibellule:

austin-n-oli:

Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.

you’re the kind of friend everyone needs

(via stupidfortherightreasons)

— 4 weeks ago with 297291 notes
god?

latiis:

god: yes?
me: why do we have hair on our toes

(via memewhore)

— 4 weeks ago with 23248 notes

f3nnekin:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

(via was-fur-ein-frech)

— 4 weeks ago with 270264 notes