Yo Mama


raviravioli:

when you have a friend to share secrets with

raviravioli:

when you have a friend to share secrets with

(via the-absolute-best-posts)

— 4 hours ago with 109146 notes
amazed:

I follow everyone back!

amazed:

I follow everyone back!

— 4 hours ago with 35688 notes
WiFi:connected
Me:then fucking act like it
— 4 hours ago with 103954 notes

boara:

HE THOUGHT HIS LIL FRIEND GOT BAKED INTO A COOKIE I AM 100% DONE AWHH

(Source: swallowthesound, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

— 4 hours ago with 778252 notes

yourpersonalcheerleader:

You are not a burden.

You are not a bother.

You enhance the lives of others.

People smile, not groan, when you text them.

Your voice.

Your presence.

You, matter.

(via it-was-only-just-a-dre4m)

— 4 hours ago with 9803 notes

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via pizza)

— 1 day ago with 170553 notes

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

(Source: foodtrucker, via crystallized-teardrops)

— 1 day ago with 435079 notes

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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(via plecat)

— 1 day ago with 304167 notes

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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(via was-fur-ein-frech)

— 1 day ago with 219470 notes